Another Open Letter

Dear Ex-Boyfriend,

You read my blog a lot. My tracking software tells me exactly how often. It’s a lot. Hello.

I didn’t call you back last night because, in case you don’t remember, we are not speaking.

Additionally, I find it pretty sad that you don’t know the difference between “affect” and “effect.” It is even sadder that you would leave me a voice message admitting you don’t know the difference between “affect” and “effect”. It's so sad, infact, I may actually have called you back to explain it if I didn't know first hand that you have a Webster's Dictionary in your "office" which you could have easily referred to instead of leaving these 2nd Grade inquiries on my voice mail.