Admitting you have a problem is the first step .... I guess

My friend Wood and I were just discussing arranging a top secret adventure for the crew when I am back in California over Christmas. Now, our adventures are not for the faint of heart and only a super select group of people will be invited to partake. That being said, we need to ensure nobody outside the circle finds out about it or hurt feelings (rage) may ruin it.

Now the problem. Enter Dustin (Blabs McGee) who earned this name for his blatant inability to keep a secret. I know we all know this about him- but apparently its now a self-admitted problem.

See Wood's email below:


I was going to tell him a secret a while ago (don't even remember what it was now), but I asked him first.

Wood: "Dustin, can I tell you something really top-secret? Like, you can't tell anyone?"

Dustin: "Well, dude, you know me. I mean, you can... but...."

Wood: "Nevermind."


Do you love it or DO YOU LOVE IT???

A Recipe for Disaster

What do these things have in common?

They are all things I have spilled on myself. Today. And it's not even noon yet.

Here is a word-for-word conversation that I had with my colleague 20 minutes ago:

Colleague: Oh, I think you...

Me: I know. It's coffee.

Colleague: Oh. Sorry. Actually, I think you got something else right ...

Me: No, that's yogurt. And before you say anything else, this is ink.

Colleague:... oh.

Me: Can we talk about something else?

Quote of the Year

"I'm not the kind of guy to kiss and tell... but I am totally the kind of guy to sleep with you and videotape it."
~ Justin Chapman, 2007

Amazing.