Just so you know...

Saturday night, I got into a cab with a cab driver who was clearly drunk.

What alarmed me the most, though, was not how he swerved from lane to lane with little regard of the vehicles he was cutting off. Not how he giggled and snorted so loudly on his cell phone headset. Not how he almost ran over a pedestrian .... who then chased us a block. What kinda shocks me is that I was too lazy to get out of the cab and get another one. I didn't even buckle my seatbelt. He may have even fallen asleep at the wheel and I had no idea. I just sipped on my Fanta and yawned like a baby lamb ..... and then gave him a $5 tip on a $12 fare.

I apparently can't even be bothered to save my own life.